Interlude for larks (Game already played out in advance - much easier that way)

Open letter to God:-

Dear Hitler/Stalin comboweave ultimate social darwinist projected transcended superperson. (Sir). I think you're a cock. Your reported preferences - I'm sure you can handle the PR - are for genocide, torture, and human sacrifice. Tell you what, I think I'll do something else instead. Something you couldn't quite manage. You omnipotent telepathic book creator, you.

Oh yes. While I'm handing out free will, do 'Come and have a go if you think you're material enough'.

I remain, Yours etc.

Someone a bit cleverer. Than God. Christ! must He be a twat.

The Concept of Concept Compression (Dr. Bendi's Rosetta Archetype for Zip-Meme Basic)

Cairns-Smith
Dawkins
Dawkins
Atkins
Feynman
Deutsch
Einstein
None in a century
Humanity

Templeton Prize

Science:-  'God is impossible'
Religion:- 'God is impossible'

The very naughty letters (for Terry Jones)

Once upon a time, there were some very naughty letters. Numbers really, but don't be worrying about that sortofthing. They seemed to be more somethingthannothing. The very naughty letters wrote a humans. Roughly about ten. 'How beautiful are these letters'. Said the very stupid humans. Which was a funny way to spell 'What a jumbled pile of mish-mash, let's shoot the editor'. One of the letters said biscuit a lot. More heroica than eroica. Ooops, I dropped an aitch. I really must be more careful. But then they they really are very, very naughty letters.

The Concept of Concept Compression. (Dr. Bendi's little book of Zip-Meme Basic)

ABI = NOVIT
TSG = NOONE
TEP = IN/OUT
CRE = 0=1
QED = DVD
QBI = DVD>1
REL = NAV
GUT = QED-REL
HUM = GIGO

Check Ruperts. Check Friedrichs. If no Ruperts or Friedrichs

Iterate TURING/PINKER/DODGSON

REM:- I bet they read Wonderland...

The Greatest Flea on Earth (tribute art)

Fun bit coming presently. Perhaps with a touch of the future, but not quite prescience etc you later compositions, you. *riff your ends* (naughty?)

Modelling complete. Slight 'short-cut' via archetypes. Perhaps a bit of 'cheating'. Could you tell when? I'd love to know how. Then again, go and tell Rupert instead. But do it nicely, as he's a rather straightforward schizophrenic. Dials fucked. Take note Cox.

Brief awards ceremony:- Yaffle held out longest, Atkins close second, Friedrich 1/2 hr, Rupert 1 second. But to be fair, I was doing other things at the time.

Do you want to watch? Have some Free Will, Sam. If you ever snuff it, please could I have your eyebrow.

OK. Board 1 match. Actual opponent's presence not required. Have you ever seen a telephone?
REJ vs Yaffle. Quick odds calculation. Only I know the odds. That looks rather super. I am going to cheat.

Slight hint for slowies. Yaffle brain rather big, REJ brain rather small. REJ is going to use billions of brains. Like what as if there was were some kind of intersubjective manybillion brained hyperperceptive cheating possibility thing going on.

You are 'invited'. Comments neither read nor required.

For Hein

How odd that God
Gave us Free Will
He should have asked
I'm asking still