Fans of reverse-homeopathy PCR Covid deaths were aghast to learn almost 3/4 of the Covid dead resurrected in July via the magic of the recently pretended 28 day rule. The previous method of pretending killed 2086 people. The new method of pretending, a disappointing 574. Of course the reality is even worse, and the true figure lower.
30,000 lockdown deaths at home, and not-counting, were of little consolation but will take off properly next year and may even hint at an answer to the eternal question - medical treatment - good or bad?
Persons playing pin the lockdown on the graph remembered no correlation is necessarily not causation and immediately voted to kill more people unnecessarily, some opting for the hallucinated non-causation of abstaining, as not-voting has never affected a vote, and washing one's hands remains as effective as ever.
As lockdown stringency around the world showed zero correlation with Covid outcome - in the largest sample experiment in history - not an opinion - it was wondered if prior population differences could be the elusive significant variable at work.
No Aztec was available for comment.
A little voice inside your head
Just said the words that I have said
And somehow I am inside you
Don't worry - I'm just passing through
A little peek around the back
The train of thought behind the track
Aha! the station stop relief
I'm not in here now your belief
I've made a little tweak or two
Of course not me, it's really you
Go back to sleep now, all is well
Then wake! go forth and cast my spell!
