Friday, 10 February 2012

The Pope's Bollocks

Kid fucking collaborator goat-eyed failed Nazi Pope Joseph 'by their fruits' Ratzinger, with his signature on the fucking papers, not in blood, but it might as well be, has redundant testicles. Or so we thought. But they have a mind of their own and have sprung into action with the hasty erection of a ninternet advice webspurt, available 24/7, for bishops unsure who to mate. Croeso i Lanfihangel-y-creuddun, Joseph's bollocks! -

JB:- Must find um hole. All is forgiven -

REJ:- Now you've got a billion members -

JB:- Must find um hole. All is forgiven -

REJ:- You've got objective morality, so is fucking children right or wrong? -

JB:- All is forgiven -

REJ:- Can you expand? -

JB:- Spare rod spoil child. All is forgiven -

REJ:- Should nuns beat children with sticks? -

JB:- All is forgiven -

REJ:- Are you a cunt? -

JB:- That is scary witch-word. No I am bollocks. All is forgiven. Except words -

REJ:- Do you think the pixels cunt will upset women 80%, men 20%, and how do you know that sort of thing? Can genitalia be manipulated remotely? Could they in any way be connected to minds, perhaps by some sort of nervous system, could the signal depend on the receiver? Could transcription be done in the minds? Could mens rea be with the receiver? Could it be invalid? Could the actus be predicted? Could what people get up to in the bedroom be nobody's business, but every gene's business? Could people who say it the loudest need to hear it the most? Are they talking to themselves, the one's who would censor? The censor is the psychopath, for ideas can only be killed.

JB:- ?

REJ:- Do you think you might be backward in any way? Sort of retarded? Like a voodoo nigger? -

JB:- You um sed 2 naughty words now. But not fuck children. You priorities all wrong. All is forgiven. But not you -

REJ:- Should the nigger cunt Mugabe be popped off? Or should he starve millions? -

JB:- You um racist. But not Jews. You um not read book properly. All is forgiven. But not that -

REJ:- Should Assad have an unfortunate Mossadaccident, or is he buying too many russian tanks? -

JB:- You um not read parable of talents. All is forgiven. Apart from ghost-denial -

REJ:- Can you make money out of AIDS, promoting death, and what do you need earth-money for anyway? -

JB:- Me make umself big in third world. All is forgiven. -

REJ:- Can we see the accounts? -

JB:- That is not for given -

REJ:- Can I ask, are you Satan? -

JB:- Sh.

REJ:- Can you turn a wafer into Jesus, and if I eat it will I shit him onto God, omnipresent in the toilet? -

JB:- This is um sophisticated theology -

REJ:- Could Jesus alter physics, apart from nails, and why was it a surprise to be forsaken by himself? -

JB:- What has this um got to do with um fucking children? -

REJ:- It's how you get away with it -

JB:- Um priests must be um gay. Because if you count kid fuckers they are mostly straight. Yes. -

REJ:- If you wanted to fuck children, what um job would you get? -

JB:- We are um equal opportunities employer -

REJ:- Do you think the best candidate for universe creation would find books a) Hard to make, b) A stupid idea anyway, c) Written by people. Perhaps with their fucking names at the top? -

JB:- It is um mysterious -

REJ:- How much can you eat while people starve? -

JB:- Someone is coming with um bread and fishes -

REJ:- Are you the biggest cunt the world has ever seen? -

JB:- Well no, not really. I'm just a copy, an archetype. I've no power without the masses. It's a group delusion as they bleed into one another. Chameleon minds. I believe them, they believe me. Each reflects another. It's simple. The old boss worked it well, didn't he? The diffusion of responsibility. Now stop making rude pixels and concentrate on fucking children and killing people. What on earth are you doing? All is forgiven. Good idea, isn't it? Might be worth something, that. God helps those who help themselves. To children. Let us prey.

13 comments:

  1. He makes important contributions to the debate about language, words, religion and human actions and reactions. Crude, clever, hostile and provocative. Illuminating too...nothing should ever stop him writing.

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  2. T. Herman Zweibel10 February 2012 at 11:28

    If you gave the Pope an enema, he'd only enjoy it.

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  3. I'm still digesting the Einstein one and looking for holes in it (black or any other kind) but THIS, this is brilliant. Coruscating, blindingly obvious truth shot directly into our eyes. Whether it makes the trip to the brain is another matter for many ...

    Wonderful.

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  4. They take a long time to digest, Allan, and that is part of the wonderful pleasure for me - it is genius. That is all. The Einstein is overwhelmingly eye opening and deserves high applause.

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  5. And, may I add, illuminates and exposes the collective body of brainshite out there. No enemas necessary.

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  6. The Moth to the Flame10 February 2012 at 22:40

    my little cup brims with tiddles

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  7. Ah, the C word. I've always found this particular bucket to arouse quite different passions when hurled hotly as a Weapon of Miss Destruction as opposed to being poured softly in the ear by a fellow double x-rated gene host with whom one is in a state of rapture.

    Yes, the C word. Cuntext. Some bucket mistresses are beyond the pale. Yet only a fool would attempt to silence them.

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  8. Who is the Nigger? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L0L5fciA6AU

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  9. It's all just a little bit of history repeating...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeFpzp1pBjc&feature=related

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  10. Ghost of Hairy Whitemouse15 February 2012 at 18:56

    http://www.is-a-cunt.org/

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